
Then, in the blinking of a seraph's eye, Saint Anthony came down with the first known case of hepatitis A.

Unsuccessful with hepatitis A, the devil began to plan hepatitis B. Saint Anthony left and went across the Nile.

Hepatitis A and B didn't cause Saint Anthony all that much trouble, so the demon revealed hepatitis C. He opted to save D and E for later for the 21st century.

About the Christian year 295, Saint Anthony became plagued with moles. Feeling self conscious, the monk seldom mentioned them.
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