ALWAYS TRYING SOMETHING NEW, SAINT ANTHONY LEARNED ABOUT DEMONS

NGU - brochure 58 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Hi," said the demon, "you have a minor case of NONGONOCCAL URETHRITIS!" "But, don't worry, have I ever steered you wrong?"

designer drugs - - brochure 57 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Anthony thought it was pretty early in history for the demon to be dreaming up designer drugs.

cycle of violence- brochure 56 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Hey, hey, hey," called out the young monk! "This is ancient Egypt you guys - not New York City!"

SAINT ANTHONY LEARNED SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY.

men's health - brochure 54 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
The demon explained to Saint Anthony that the difference between normal and not normal in men, is four drinks.

basic health - brochure 55 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
His Guardian Angel gave Saint Anthony a vision of Hillary Clinton.

arthritis - brochure 56- Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Anthony learned that arthritis wasn't just the grousing of old monks.

DEMONS, SAINT ANTHONY LEARNED, ARE INTO "ONE UP-MANSHIP"

hepatitis A - brochure 49 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Then, in the blinking of a seraph's eye, Saint Anthony came down with the first known case of hepatitis A.

hepatitis B - brochure 50 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Unsuccessful with hepatitis A, the devil began to plan hepatitis B. Saint Anthony left and went across the Nile.

hepatitis C - brochure 51 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Hepatitis A and B didn't cause Saint Anthony all that much trouble, so the demon revealed hepatitis C. He opted to save D and E for later for the 21st century.

moles - brochure 52 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
About the Christian year 295, Saint Anthony became plagued with moles. Feeling self conscious, the monk seldom mentioned them.

SAINT ANTHONY FOUND SEX BEFORE DR.PHIL CONFUSING.

Viagra - brochure 47 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
"There will always be answers to those who pray," assured the old abbot to the youthful monk.

STD - - brochure 48 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Anthony knew very little about sex, and nothing about transmissions.

Cat and Reptile Disasters - - brochure 46 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
"Anyone who owns a reptile," said the mother superior, "deserves what he or she gets!"

abstinence - - brochure 45 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
"Golly" said Saint Anthony!

DEMONS ARE RELENTLESS, SAINT ANTHONY DISCOVERED

Nail Fungus - brochure 41 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
The desert saint realized that to demons, nothing is sacred!

Marijuana - brochure 42 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Anthony knew that the church disapproved of marijuana. He just couldn't remember why?

Chlamydia - brochure 43 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Paul the hermit asked Saint Anthony is he knew about chlamydia. "Wasn't she the saint who discovered the True Cross" answered the novice monk?

SAINT ANTHONY LEARNED THAT PLAGUES COME IN MANY FORMS

Robbery - brochure 39 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"If you think robbery is nasty in ancient Egypt," said the demon, "just wait until I invent Dick Chaney and Halliburton."

Lottery Scams - brochure 40 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Here's a little thing I have in store for the Americans," smirked the demon.

Infection - brochure 41 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Yeast" opined the deceptive spirit, " isn't just for making breads and cookies rise."

Heroin - brochure 44 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"It's spring!" "It's spring" "Time to plant time to plant our little red poppies" rejoiced the little demons!

MORE INVENTIONS COME ST. ANTHONY'S WAY

Macular Degeneration - brochure 35 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Is this the generation Tom BroKAW will write about?" asked the novice?

Genital Herpes - brochure 36 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"managing the Seattle Mariners will be a lot like this," said the demon with insincere candor.

Binge Drinking - brochure 37 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Here's looking at you kid," said the demon leaning down from his Cyldesdale.

Anxiety Disorder - brochure 38 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
It took five demons to demonstrate to Saint Anthony the disruption of civilization by television.

Whiplash - brochure 34 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Is this another plague, or something exciting that monks should avoid," asked Saint Anthony to his friend Saint Paul?

Stress - brochure 33 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
The nasty imp explained to the novice monk that in the future there would be SAT examinations.

Food Irradiation - brochure 32 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"just pretend your lunch has cancer," offered Anthony's friend Satin Paul the hermit.

Acne - brochure 31 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"It's might be a kind of Korean car," smiled the puzzled demon.

JUST FOR DUCKS, SAID THE DEMON TO SAINT ANTHONY

Testosterone - brochure 26 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Intelligent design was created to drive young monks crazy," said Saint Paul just before heading for Rome.

Stop Smoking - brochure 28 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"In America, they will burn leaves in their mouths," chuckled the tempter.

Low Bone Mass - Osteoporosis - brochure 27 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Anthony the Hermit told the prior that he preferred High Mass.

Antibiotics - brochure 30 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Learning about killing germs, Saint Anthony asked his abbot, "Isn't all life sacred?"

SAINT ANTHONY FINDS DEMONS INVENTIVE

- Warts - brochure 24 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Warts" said the Abbot, "are a lot like little monks."

Urticaria Hives - brochure 26 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
In ancient Egypt, all bees were Africanized.

Hair Loss - brochure 25 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Hair loss was not much of a problem for hermits.

Shingles - brochure 23 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Acne', Saint Paul the Hermit explained, is a lot more romantic sounding in Spanish.
Saint Anthony replied, "Huh?"

SAINT ANTHONY WORRIES ABOUT THE TABLOIDS

Syphilis - brochure 22 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Ok, ok," said the monk. "This is getting pretty disgusting, like Orange County politics!"

Gonorrhea - brochure 21 - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Holy Cow!" said the novice monk.

Eczema - brochure 2o - Saint Anthony Art Project - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"You can kiss Hollywood goodbye," said the demon's agent!

SAINT ANTHONY WAS OFTEN SHOWN VISIONS OF THE FUTURE

Brochure # 17 What's In Your Lane? - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
"Hi, my name is Gridlocke, Goddess of the Freeways. I'm going to give you a taste of road rage."

Brochure # 18 Unlock the Potential - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Anthony is believed by many to have invented the chastity belt. It was not easy looking for one's keys in the Sahara.

Brochure # 19 Sewer Service- Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
"Don't worry about it" said the Abbot!" "The earth is not our home; just throw it in the Nile."

PLAGUES COME IN MANY FORMS, LEARNED SAINT ANTHONY

Brochure # 16 - Your Next Stay Could Be On Us - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge) "Sarah Palin will meet you in Alaska - you betcha" promised the imp.

Brochure # 15 - Hand Exema - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge) "Warts will be next", admonished the Mother General.

Brochure # 14 - Genital Warts - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge) Saint Anthony realized that the demon's plagues could get damned personal.

THE DEVIL STARTS TO GET INVENTIVE WITH SAINT ANTHONY

Your Next Stay - Saint Anthony of the Desert project - brochure number 11 - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Just look at it this way," said the ernest demon, "you don't have to pay rent in hell."

Eating Disorders - Saint Anthony of the Desert project - brochure number 12 - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Fasting was just never Saint Anthony's thing. He didn't look forward much to the arrival of Lent.

Roundworms and Hookworms - Saint Anthony of the Desert project - brochure number 13 - by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Fasting was just never Saint Anthony's thing. He didn't look forward much to the arrival of Lent.
"If you think these things are nasty," said the demon, "just wait until I invent political ads."

And, the Plagues Went On and On and On!

(brochure 9 - Saint Anthony of the Desert series by Jerry Fecht- click on image to enlarge)
Dear Saint Anthony had never heard of Club Med. But, he was very young then.

brochure 10 - Saint Anthony of the Desert series by Jerry Fecht- click on image to enlarge)
"Learn how to say 'die motherfucker' in three languages" said the demon. Saint Anthony was appalled by the spirit's crude language.