"HI THERE SAILOR, GUESS WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU?" GIGGLED THE DEMON

Wee Wheezers - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 132 (click on image to enlarge)
The evil spirit tried to convince Saint Anthony that his were an equal opportunity plagues. "We have something for everyone, even the little fellows," he bragged. The holy hermit was unimpressed

Fall - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 134 (click on image to enlarge)
Falls were a demonic specialty. "I usually save these up for people in their old age," smiled the satin-tongued spirit. "Falling down into our place, can be a lot like ultimate snowboarding."


Prostate Function - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 139 (click on image to enlarge)
Just thinking about his prostate and the schemes of his tempter made the holy monk nervous.
"Don't worry your little tonsured head," assured the dark spirit, "we carefully field-researched this test on camels at our clinic in Gomorrah."

Heel Spurs - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 133 (click on image to enlarge)
Although his heel spurs hurt like the dickens, Saint Anthony (considering what the demon had been coming up with) thought that hurting feet were on the minor side of plaques.