
"Sexually transmitted diseases are just for kids," assured the demon as the old abbot headed to Miami for Spring Break.

"Don't you guys fret one bit," said the demon to the young monks, "I have a friend in Long Beach named Cal who will treat you right."

Saint Anthony discovered that the fallen angel had little use for his invention of glaucoma. "It's works too slow" he hissed. "I don't get a bang for my buck!" He snapped his spiked tail and continued, " I want something splashy and painful, like a Congressional bail out!"

"It's will be easy to sell to the humans," said the devil at his weekly conference. "Tell them that aerial bombing will help the economy - just think of all of the construction, the jobs for dry wall guys. And, everything will be paid for by increased oil production!"
"I want credit for this plague Lola" shouted the demon pounding his hoof on the table!
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