DOING MY BEST TO INCLUDE YOUR DISEASE.

Getting your plague on this blog takes time and effort.
Please be "patient" and your own grief should be along soon.
In the meanwhile, just click on any of the wonderful little torments
to the left on your screen. Double click and your in, like
being next in line at the DMV.
All of these brochures have been found in doctors' offices,
school health clinics and drug stores. Some come from other
places like Starbucks or the Police Department.
Be a part of the history of art! Look for disease brochures,
or anything that might be a plague and send them along to:

Jerry fecht
21031 Ventura Boluevard
Suite 419
Woodland Hills, CA 91364

HUMANS OFTEN HELPED THE DEMON WITH HIS PLAGUES.

Senior Health - - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 140 (click on image to enlarge)
"Sexually transmitted diseases are just for kids," assured the demon as the old abbot headed to Miami for Spring Break.

Selling Your Car - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 135 (click on image to enlarge)
"Don't you guys fret one bit," said the demon to the young monks, "I have a friend in Long Beach named Cal who will treat you right."

Glaucoma - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 115 (click on image to enlarge)
Saint Anthony discovered that the fallen angel had little use for his invention of glaucoma. "It's works too slow" he hissed. "I don't get a bang for my buck!" He snapped his spiked tail and continued, " I want something splashy and painful, like a Congressional bail out!"

Aerial Bombing - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 141 (click on image to enlarge)
"It's will be easy to sell to the humans," said the devil at his weekly conference. "Tell them that aerial bombing will help the economy - just think of all of the construction, the jobs for dry wall guys. And, everything will be paid for by increased oil production!"
"I want credit for this plague Lola" shouted the demon pounding his hoof on the table!

"HI THERE SAILOR, GUESS WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU?" GIGGLED THE DEMON

Wee Wheezers - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 132 (click on image to enlarge)
The evil spirit tried to convince Saint Anthony that his were an equal opportunity plagues. "We have something for everyone, even the little fellows," he bragged. The holy hermit was unimpressed

Fall - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 134 (click on image to enlarge)
Falls were a demonic specialty. "I usually save these up for people in their old age," smiled the satin-tongued spirit. "Falling down into our place, can be a lot like ultimate snowboarding."


Prostate Function - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 139 (click on image to enlarge)
Just thinking about his prostate and the schemes of his tempter made the holy monk nervous.
"Don't worry your little tonsured head," assured the dark spirit, "we carefully field-researched this test on camels at our clinic in Gomorrah."

Heel Spurs - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - brochure 133 (click on image to enlarge)
Although his heel spurs hurt like the dickens, Saint Anthony (considering what the demon had been coming up with) thought that hurting feet were on the minor side of plaques.

JUST WAIT TIL 2009 LAUGHED THE DEMON

Rent-A-Harley - Brochure 138 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
"It's your birthday," said the demon. "No new plagues today. I've rented you a little something called a Harley for the autobahn."

Neck Pain - Brochure 131 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
The young monk learned about government forms.

Live Life To The Fullest - Brochure 136 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
"Condoms are just for sissies," said the macho demon.

Your Dog May Be At Risk From Lyme Disease - Brochure 137 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht - (click on image to enlarge)
When the devil released Lyme Disease on Saint Dog, it really pissed off Saint Francis.

"WE LOVE L.A." SANG THE PLAGUE DEMONS

Note:
This blog fights me when I try to edit or delete entries. The previous entry was repeated a couple of times. When the program lets me in, I will delete the repetitions. Sorry Jerry
(The arts' demon snickered.)

A Migraine is More Than Just a Bad Headache - Brochure 120 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Remember," said the august prelate, "an abbot isn't just another monk." Saint Anthony noted that older monks tended to get migraines during Lent.

Genetically Engineered Foods - Brochure 112 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
It is written that when Moses came down from the mountain, that he saw the people worshipping a golden calf and was pretty darned angry. M went back onto the mountain and convinced God to release Archer, Daniels, Midland upon the earth.

Endometriosis - Brochure 119 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
The evil one, in the form of a jackass, roared, "this plague should even impress Libertarians from Kansas!

MORE PLAGUES FOR HUMAN KIND

Erectile Disfunction - Brochure 113 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
The younger monks smiled at this. The older ones didn't.

Diabetes - Brochure 113 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"We can come up with lots and lots of new names for sugar," smiled the demon from Des Moines.

Cholesterol - Brochure 126 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Think of cholesterol as raising money for political campaigns," mused the demon. Saint Anthony preferred cabbage soup.

ANOTHER PLAGUE, ANOTHER DOLLAR

Birth Control - brochure 127 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"There is absolutely no question about this," shouted the Papal Nuncio. "Birth control has a direct correlation to lower contributions in Sunday collections!"

Pain Blood Glucose - brochure 121 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Pain and Blood Glucose seemed obviously related to the young monk, like Los Angeles politics."

Uterine Fibrosis - brochure 118 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"They start like the little white bumps on freeways," the sly demon Lola explained. "Oh" said Saint Anthony.

PLAGUES MOUNT UP LIKE IRS PAYMENTS

Poor Leg Circulation - Brochure 116 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"What about poor fin circulation" demanded the sacred carp?

Rattlesnakes - Brochure 124 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
It became apparent that the usually docile Saint Dog was uncomfortable with the demon. He didn't like asps, anacondas, or even garter snakes.

Itchy, Watery Eyes - Brochure 128 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
Monks, onions and Italian opera never mix well.

Global Warming - Brochure 117 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Global warming won't be for sissies" sneered the inventive demon!

JANUARY - IT'S PLAGUE TIME AGAIN!

Floaters and Flashers - Brochure 129 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"You will need an overcoat for this" bubbled the fish demon!

> Dry Eye - Brochure 125 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"Buck up" said the abbot to young Saint Anthony. "Life isn't just another Spielberg movie!"

Corns and Calluses - Brochure 122 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"There will be lots of foot problems for humans," burped the demon. "Like corns, calluses and asps."

Backpack Injury - Brochure 123 - Saint Anthony Art Project by Jerry Fecht (click on image to enlarge)
"This is one that I dreamed up for Moses," giggled the Siren Lola.