
"Some things," Saint Anthony mused, "are better left to nuns." The demon smiled, pointing to his knuckles.

"When women stoop over too much," said the vicar general, "we have them burned at the stake."

"Go on a low carb diet," suggested the demon Lola, "just pretend you are a hyena." Saint Anthony trusted very little in demons, especially when they introduced him to french fries.

The demon showed Saint Anthony a vision of the future. "Just wait until I invent credit cards," the angel of darkness said.
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