
Saint Anthony was totally confused. He knew nothing about sex or menopause. "It's ok," said the demon, "Fox News will explain everything to you."

"Why is senior home care considered a plague" asked Saint Anthony. "It's shear torture if you're doing it right" giggled the demon. "No salt!"

"Perplexed, the father abbot said to the novices, "ok, ok, maybe it is time we discuss orgasm."

Brother cook pounded his fist on the relic cabinet. "So what if it kills a few monkeys and lab rats!
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