
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" said the tormenter while petting his goat, "just wait until I have the Cubs go to the World Series."

"Libertarians," Saint Anthony learned, " will have very little spinal decay."

"When I get a hold on their Congress," said the demon with determination, "they will never pay attention to deficits!"
Saint Anthony's physician replied, "Open your mouth and say ADD / ADHD!" All of this confused the young monk.

"Very soon," said the demon showing Saint Anthony his National Rifle Association membership card, "nations will be creating their own plagues, and I will cash in on some of my vacation time."
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