
Saint Catherine of the Wheel said to Blessed Anthony, "Your beard makes you look like a goat." Tony's feelings were hurt, because he felt he looked more like an ibix.

Saint Anthony knew that opinion surveys by the Vatican were designed to make Swiss Guards feel happy.

After looking at the abbot's wrinkles, Saint Anthony put in for a transfer to Sweden.

Commenting his invention of Alzheimer's disease, the evil one said to Saint Paul, "if you think being a hermit in Egypt's desert is lonely, wait until you get a taste of Alzheimer's." Saint Paul the hermit thought that the devil was just kidding.
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