
The demon sensed that the abbot was confused about his idea of ulcers. "Just look at it this way Reverend, the body is making its own carne asada."

Lucifer pounded his hoof on the desk. "Go after the airline executives! Convince them how much money they could make by charging to use airplane toilets!" The younger demons realized that this was a good idea.

Having invented mucus, the demon said, " it will clog things up, like Republicans in the Senate."

The career councilor Lola smiled an said, "an MBA from UCLA will take you a long way in this recession. You could go right into a position as a barrista."
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