
"Ok, so it's a kind of tropical fruit", growled the phantom. "But doesn't Mangosteen and Arthritis sound like a law firm downtown in L.A.?"

The evil spirits came up with a hundred "rash" puns. Saint Anthony didn't see anything funny about itching.

"Poison ivy affects people in different ways," explained the siren Lola, "a lot like government bailouts."

The demon realized that the young desert monk did not have much of a grasp on earthly things. "No, Tony", he said patiently, "leukemia and lymphoma are not countries in the Balkans."
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